Kitsch is everything that "boasts" a pretentious, old-fashioned aesthetic and is considered to be in bad taste. And we don't say so ourselves, but the very same RAE. In the bowels of the net there is a blog (Kitschy Living) that is dedicated to compiling, with a great deal of success, the most grotesque, trashy and outdated images (not old-fashioned, because the old-fashioned, deep down, has good faith... kitsch, no) of the world's decoration. And for a sample, a selection:
Who hasn't dreamed of sleeping in Pac-Man's mouth? Or inside a cheesy appetizer... Either way, lovers of fetishistic brilli-brilli are in for a treat. But we don't know if it would carry Christian Grey's seal of approval.
Always ready. Always beautiful. The height of flirtatiousness might be to replace your salon floor lamp with a professional hairdresser's hairdryer. Or will it have a light as well? Or is it just a lamp? Welcome to the mystery of kitsch...
Here's a spooky biblical tip! Rescue the dolls your grandmother played with 80 years ago and give them a new life. A little cut on the head and we have fantastic flowerpots... which in turn need other flowerpots to hold them. Horror.
An express class of home staging. Yes, we always say that a bowl of fruit can simply enhance the look of your kitchen or dining room without having to go to great decorative lengths. But you get carried away, you start to combine colours, and that's what happens. Solution? Start from scratch. Please.
And then, when it comes to matching, you think it would be very top-notch to match the walls, curtains, cushions, bedspreads and other bedding with the same discreet pattern. Everything is coldly calculated. The counterpoint must be the armchair and the other cushion, which also give you hives just by looking at them. ARGH! It has never been so pleasant to look at the floor of a room.
We can't call it #inmofail because this really is borderline criminal. Here's a selection of the most kitschy decorations on the internet and we'll give you a few laughs - it's not to be missed!
