When we first spoke on the phone I might have known that yours is a beautiful Dutch woman's name, but I'm a vulgar guy who likes films, beer and football, and so my phonetic references were Michael Haneke, Heineken and Robin Van Persie (you know what I mean)... The mistake was served. You told me it happened to you often, so at least I felt as crappy as most; nothing to take comfort from, in fact.
In any case, I am here to sell your home, which is beautiful and atypical like your name, and to defend the only "but" that any buyer can argue: that the living room is indoors; something that you and I know is not a problem, because it is a great space, large, comfortable, bright and protected from temperature changes throughout the year. And it's perfect.
